re: #200 Obdicut

It kind of falls flat, since your version of California’s reality departs so wildly from what it is, the humor falls off the tracks along the way.

Maybe you could spell it with a K or something. Kalifornia. That’d be new and rad.

You should visit, perhaps, the theocratic backwater of exploited industrial labor and benighted racism that is the Texas of your own fevered imagination. You’d rather like it, I daresay, for it’s a great place.

Though, if you’re touchy and literal, folk will look at you askance.