In looking at this little constitutional crisis Trump seems to have created, I can only imagine that Priebus, Ryan, McConnell, etc., are alternating between shots of Islay single-malt Scotch and Maalox. If Boehner were still around, I’d add chain-smoking to the list, LOL.

Boehner’s gotta be kicking back somewhere, chuckling to himself, “Thank Christ I’m not in DC for this shitnado” as he lights up a Marlboro and pours himself another one.