re: #190 Ministry of Fairness and Balance

Someone pointed out that if we were to run America like a company, then we would sell off our worst-perfoming states, like Mississippi and West Virginia and concentrate on the money-makers.

The Romneybot 6000 wants to be POTUS so that Bain Capital can then be authorized to break up West Virginia and sell off the coal region to Massey Energy and the rest to Kentucky, Virginia, Maryland, and Pennsylvania for minor profits to help balance the budget.

Mississippi and Alabama will be merged and then sold to China.
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