re: #212 Slumbering Behemoth

I’ve done some exhaustive research on the subject, and have determined that hypothesis to be false. It is possible that blindness might be a side affect, but not very probable. My declining eyesight could simply be due to a pre-existing condition and the aging process.

More research is needed to determine if it makes Baby Jesus cry and/or kill kittens.

More research! More research!