re: #211 wheat-dogghazi

Touch, mon ami!

Kal El was a Juice, according to highly placed sources. The House of El, and all that. The movies don’t address that directly, nor his status as an undocumented immigrant, for that matter.

It’s a Tea Party agenda item, though. A more positive attitude is to be adopted to the job creator Lex Luthor. Superman’s continued opposition to this Prime Mover has caused him to merit the designation of Looter, and as such he is to be publicly executed via kryptonite and the entrance to Galt’s Gulch.

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