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Onion: Obama Holding Job Performance Reviews

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jcm6/26/2009 3:29:09 pm PDT

re: #197 HoosierHoops

Hi Birthday Boy…Congrads on your birthday here…You stud!
kind regards….You get dings all day….Even if you tell me you have Obama’s nirth certificate locked up in a safe that you are going to open on live TV.. I’m still updinging you dude

LOL!

Thanks, I had the nirth certifikate but was being chased by a really angry sea lion. I thought he was eating too many salmon at the locks in Seattle and told him that to his face. Well that pissed him off and he took out after me. To escape I threw the nirth certifikat to the ground. When he stopped to eat it I escaped!

Now Geraldo is pissed at me, oh, well, the little things we have to put up with in life.