As a replacement show for Duck Dynasty, how about a reality show of:
ME! My 9 Kids!
The Pie Dynasty or the Pieonist Overlords
Featuring:
A New Pie Every Week! (a cooking show!)
Exotic Ethnic Juice!
Alabama Wannabee Redneck!
Canadian Wingnut!
My Daughter The Nurse Practitioner!
My Other Daughter The Account Manager!
The Texraeli Son-In-Law!
The Old Man & His Pills!
It would make a great show, and you all would be in it too!