Well, I went to the dentist for a cleaning, while I was in the waiting room the TV was on to some idiotic talk show about Kim K and how her “full frontal” BROKE TEH INTERNETS!!!!! & NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!1!!!

Then I came home and found this Derp in my timeline which makes the people who follow Kim K seem like geniuses

@viciousbabushka this just shows you america is getting lazy! No one wants to work hard for anything anymore! It’s sad! I busted my ass

— Alex Pipkalejs (@alexpipkalejs) November 13, 2014

@viciousbabushka and now I’m living that dream! Cause I earned it! Not flipping burgers for $20

— Alex Pipkalejs (@alexpipkalejs) November 13, 2014