If there’s anything left of this country to write about in fifty years, I am never, ever going to let anybody forget the way our nation lined up to fellate this orange pig. Nobody in my earshot will get to write a history glossing over how the media gave him airtime, or shying away from how plenty of ordinary people gleefully disregarded the ways we are literally repeating the political history of 1930’s Europe, live in streaming HD.

“How did a disgusting man like Trump rise to power?? It’s such a mystery!”
“No, son. It isn’t.”