re: #216 Captain Senseless

Oops - Windows has detected that I am already too pished tae operate this masheen.

I second Obdicut’s motion that computers should come pre-equipped with a breathalyzer, with the sites you’re permitted to comment/post on ranked by how drunk you are. Completely sober, Twitter/Facebook. Mildly inebriated, LGF. And so on, all the way down to “completely trashed”, YouTube.