Palin/Heath family values.

Palin’s dad knocks up Palin’s mom, has to then marry her.

Palin gets knocked up with Track before marriage, has to get Todd to marry her.

Track gets arrested for vandalism, has to join military to stay out of jail. Returns, knocks up his girlfriend who he then has to marry. Divorces a couple of years later. Moves back in with the clan.

Bristol gets knocked up, doesn’t get married to father whose mother is a drug addict. Unemployed Bristol most recently attacked the host of a party her drunken family crashed.