re: #11 Occasional Reader

I’d rather have intimate relations with a trilobite than watch American Idol.

No you wouldn’t. Have you ever seen some of those trilobites? I’m not talking about the oblong scaly kind that looks like a doodle bug, I’m talking about the ones that look more like a spider on steriods and 2-3 foot long legs.

If I remember correctly, there are about 1000 varieties on them.