re: #19 Slumbering Behemoth

Funny thing about that whole kerfluffle…

I BBQed a Butterball turkey for xmas this year, and while awesomely delicious, I still don’t feel Shariaed. Should I file a complaint?

First you put the bird on the cue,
Then you heat it up, heat it up,
just a little more
Then you heat it up, heat it up,
just a little more
aye-aye-aye-aye-whoo!
Y-y-y-you’re sharia’ed.