re: #220 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

Proof positive that too many people have way too much money:
Gucci selling $870 sneakers designed to look dirty


I have a better idea: Get an entry level job at a fast-food place. They will get your shoes dirty in no time, and not only will they not charge you, they will actually pay you instead (though not much).