re: #220 Slumbering Behemoth

I have a Butterball turkey thawing as we speak, in preparation for the xmas eve feast.

No presents this year, though, which is fine by me. Because fuck presents, I want food.

At a certain age, if you wanted it, you already bought it for yourself.

I made a big mistake today and mistakenly took my only believer with me to buy something I normally put in my husband’s stocking. This year it will have to be wrapped and under the tree, instead, lest someone get confused.