re: #219 makeitstop

I’m pretty convinced that Putin has got something on Trump - whether it’s financial or what, I don’t know. Maybe a dossier that proves every single thing that Trump is being accused of right now. I’m sure Vlad is extremely thorough when he wants to be.

Also, the thought of a Trump sex tape has me fighting back the urge to retch up my morning coffee. I’d rather dig my own eyes out with a spoon than have to look at that fatass old man naked.

Is it even possible to “have something” on someone as organically shameless as Trump? If there’s a sex tape, it’s the biggest and best sex tape, so sexy it’ll make you sick of sex tapes.