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Party Time In St. Louis

Because everybody loves a parade, it is shocking that one of our favorite guys couldn’t draw a crowd big enough to move a couch much less a political campaign.

Remember this charming couple, Mark and Patricia McCloskey, who pulled weapons on a Black Lives Matter parade down their street?

Well, he kicked off his campaign for Senate this week on his one year anniversary of keeping the neighborhood safe for privileged white lawyers wearing dirty, tacky clothes. The newspaper says that tens of people showed up, even with free food and big names draws.

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That crowd in the bottom photograph looks like McCloskey’s campaign spontaneously aborted.