re: #219 Unakite

He’s eight years old and he’s a Tom Brady fan (trying to talk him out of it). He wore a Patriots hat to his baseball practice last night.

Oldie, but a goodie:

Q: Why did it take so long for the police to start chasing OJ Simpson?

A: The initial APB told the police to be on the lookout for a slow-moving white Bronco, so they were all keeping an eye out for John Elway.
;)