re: #220 _RememberTonyC

Pizza guy to Yogi: “do you want me to cut the pie into 8 slices or 6?”

Yogi to pizza guy: “6 slices, because I’m not hungry enough to eat 8.”

Here’s another: Always go to people’s funerals or else they won’t go to yours. My all time favorite is his reaction to being told that Dublin had a Jewish lord mayor. “Only in America.”