LOL

Ted Cruz Defends Texas Ban on Dildos: Argues There’s No Right “To Stimulate One’s Genitals.” https://t.co/BU2k6O5Br7 pic.twitter.com/k6j7LgwRRT

— The Baxter Bean (@TheBaxterBean) April 13, 2016

Ted Cruz thinks people don’t have a right to “stimulate their genitals.” I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.

— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 13, 2016