Dear Ms. Geller:

Imagine conservatism (Reagan-style conservatism) to be a nice, hot, juicy apple pie. With flaky crusts, and steam, and juices bubbling up. You get the picture.

Now, imagine that the crazy wingnut or racism stuff is a big steaming pile of poo. Calling for the death of small children is poo, straight up. Trooferism is poo. Hating entire nations is poo.

Call me crazy, but I do not wish poo in my pie.