COMING SOON TO THE HELL PLAZA OCTOPLEX
Kirk Cameron is a godbothering nuisance who once starred on a weirdly successful sitcom that ripped off everything it knew from Family Ties, which should tell you a goddamn lot. (Sorry, Kirk.) Kirk was the Michael J. Fox figure on the show. Yes, and Bob Lind was The New Dylan.
Anyway, Cameron has built a lucrative second career making movies aimed at Bible-banging shut-ins and fringe Christianists loop-de-loops who think these movies were what the gospels had in mind. He’s got one coming this November, and it’s a real doozy. Watch out, you atheists and Mithras devotees, Kirk Cameron owns your sorry asses.
Is it about The War On Christmas?
Why, yes, it is.
I do love me some Charles P. Pierce