If you have a lot of free time on your hands I highly recommend reading Oliver Willis’ work-in-progress Twitter novel thread. Shit’s hilarious.

“I’m sorry Steve. But the big boss said it’s either him or you. And we can’t drop him.”
“So now I’m—”
“A total cuck”
“Total?”
“Total. Cuck to the core.”
A single tear slid down Steve’s face, streaking the pockmarks on his chin, resting between his two layers of shirts

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 9, 2018