re: #21 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Marrying the same person twice is like opening the fridge, taking out the milk, smelling it, but not drinking it because it smells wrong; then putting the milk back in the fridge, hoping it will be better tomorrow.

My boss married/divorced his wife. Remarried her a few years later. After a month into the second marriage, he remembered why he hated her. D’oh.