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Varek Raith4/26/2012 7:24:07 pm PDT

re: #22 Killgore Trout

My greenhouse is already producing more food than I can eat. I’ve been kind of reluctant to give it to neighbors because of the crappy unsolicited cookies and cakes I’ll receive in return. I was just talking to a neighbor down the block with a similar dilemma with too many duck eggs. Negotiations went well. God I love this town and the hippies that infest it. Free duck eggs!

Commie.