Ingrid “Howlin’ Mad” Newkirk writes:

The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu (CloFu).

Hmmm. I’ve been saying for years that they ought to sell dick-flavored Pringles™ — I think there’d be a huge market for them among gay men who are too lazy and/or broke to hunt for sex partners at some crowded bar, not to mention bi-curious married guys seeking a way to satisfy that urge for tubesteak without the risk and guilt of going on the DL.

So apparently the technology is already there… now I just need to find an industrial food chemist and some financial backers.