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Observations on Evasiveness, Featuring Glenn Greenwald

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Shropshire Slasher3/17/2014 5:34:36 am PDT

Good Morning Lizards!
If women don’t find you handsome, at least they find you handy.
My son broke off his headphone jack in my wife’s I-pad, no sound dammit. So, how the hell do you get it out?! I thought about smashing it on the floor in a rage, and glue the pieces back together, but then thought better of it. I took a straw, sliced it up the middle, and slid that into the head-phone jack. Then I mixed up some JB weld epoxy, took the pointy end of a bamboo skewer and stuffed as much epoxy as i could into the straw. Once I figured I had it worked in there real good, I stuck the pointy end of the bamboo skewer inside the straw and let it set. After 24 hours, pulled the skewer, straw, and jack out. Angry Birds is much better with sound now!
I’m also good with the wife for at least a day!