re: #221 MandyManners
My favorites:
Send note to every girl who rejected him in high school on stationery marked “Office of the President of the U.S.”.Screw with Secret Service agents by shouting out “Hey it’s almost prayer time. Which way is Mecca?”
Set alarm for 3:00 a.m. in order to crank call Hillary.
I like the part where he sneaks out for a smoke..He is going to drive the secret service insane.