Peh. The Lord put in all 10 of those false trails, not to mention hundreds of tons of “fossils” and suchlike, when he created the heavens and the earth 6K years or so ago.

He has an infinite sense of humor, you see, and slaps His heavenly knee every time white-coated weenie scientists “discover” more “evidence” that seems to belie His work.

It’s good to be the (ominipotent) King.