An Apology, that needs to be publicly posted.
Because I should do it.
I was being a total looser bitch.
And, I regret it.

For Reginald Perrin,

I should like to publicly apologize to you for my bad behavior,
and public defamation of your character.
It was bad behavior on my part,
and I am sorry for it.

Sincerely,
Floral Giraffe.