Fish, sewn up, or with banana. January 1932 was a dark, dark place [YES I THOUGHT ABOUT ‘PLAICE’ OF COURSE I DID] pic.twitter.com/GMKy6RWPVs

— Fi KP (@curlywurlyfi) September 2, 2018

Hot banana is the stuff of the darkest nightmares.

— Rory Maxwell (@rorymaxwell) September 2, 2018

Wait till I show you the bit about boiling scallops for FIFTY MINUTES and THEN cooking AGAIN 😦

— Fi KP (@curlywurlyfi) September 2, 2018

DON’T MENTION SCALLOPS! https://t.co/xpcpBr4WMk

— Tripe Marketing Board (@TripeUK) September 3, 2018

It’s actually worse than I thought. Boiled for 50 mins, then fried in butter, THEN baked. Jesus Christ. Would be like morsels of pencil eraser 😳 pic.twitter.com/styHzLh9gj

— Fi KP (@curlywurlyfi) September 2, 2018