From Cipollone’s ridiculous letter:

For example, you have denied the President the right to cross-examine witnesses, to call witnesses, to receive transcripts of testimony, to have access to evidence, to have counsel present, and many other basic rights guaranteed to all Americans. You have conducted your proceedings in secret.

Oh, honey, no… That’s not how this works. The right of cross examination, calling witnesses, receiving transcripts, access to evidence, having counsel present, etc. all apply to TRIALS, not impeachment inquiries, which are like Grand Jury proceedings - which are, or course, secret.

You, Mr. Cipollone, are an actual attorney and you know this, so I can only conclude that your idiot client made you write this horseshit. Is it really worth the destruction of your reputation as an attorney to put up with this nonsense?