I have but one question to ask:
Are you a Young Nirth Creationist or not?

Young Nirth Creationism (YNC) is the religious belief that Obama’s Nirth Certificate was created by direct acts of mass conspiracy during a short period, sometime between 6 and 10 years ago. Its adherents are those Troofers who believe that said mass conspiracists created the Nirth Certificate in six 24-hour days, taking the allegations fielded by Phillip Berg, Jerome Corsi, and Andy Martin as a literal account.