Edited to add: SATIRE WEB SITE
BREAKING: Operation Jade Helm Claims First Civilian Casualty
So two patriots decide to help law enforcement…then
It was on their way back towards the Wal-Mart on W Ford Rd that Burt’s pickup truck struck a deer, critically wounding the animal. Seeing the deer in distress, Burt decided a mercy kill was in order. The bullet from Williams’ AR 15 allegedly blasted through the deer’s brain and ricocheted off the road, striking fellow PP4T member Cledus Reed in the throat, killing him almost instantly.
The name Cledus is real! The whole story is at this website (which is serious about Jade Helm, and has “questions”):