re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Other advisories;

Do not make any sudden movement

Do not make eye contact

Do not wear shiny objects or bright colors

Do not leave your buddy

BEWARE: IMMIGRANTS ARE NEAR!

Is THAT MUCH of the population of DC descended from African diplomats who were stranded in the States by revolutions? I’ve only been to DC a couple of times, but I assumed most of the black people I saw on the street were just, you know, regular boring Americans without exotic back stories.