re: #158 Joe Bacon ✅

Oh it’s been a while but it’s time for another installment of Pulpit Pimp Theater!

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Prophetess: Dems Shot Down A Black Hawk Helicopter Carrying “Hundreds Of Thousands Of Trump Ballots”

“They’ve stolen the election. They burned ballots. They’ve hidden ballots. They’ve thrown them in the river. They even shot down a Black Hawk helicopter. Isn’t this strange? Bringing them from the military that was overseas, they were carrying the ballots!

“And that helicopter was shot down so that they could never be counted. And even now they’re finding them in lockers, they’re finding them in chests, and in all kinds of different places. They’re still finding ballots, they’re uncovering hundreds of thousands.

“Not just a few, but hundreds of thousands from the 2020 election. All voting for Trump, of course. They’re uncovering them. They have so much evidence right now.

“And I’ve said before in the and will always say, it is going to be proven that he won.” - Self-proclaimed prophetess Kat Kerr, speaking to a nodding nutbag on the Christian nationalist “Elijah Streams” podcast.

I got to admit this Pulpit Pimp has an incredible track record of continually out-ass-holeing herself!

Kat Kerr declares that people who stole the election will “hang on meat hooks in hell right next to Hitler.”

Kat Kerr says 150-foot angels will kill her critics.

Kat Kerr says a talking scroll in heaven will soon prove the “legality” that Trump is still president.

Kat Kerr says she heard God “laughing loudly” at Biden’s fake electoral college count.

Kat Kerr says Jesus took her to a football game in heaven where he always wins at every sport.

Kat Kerr says Jesus personally gave her the commission to draw a portrait of God and that she touched God’s hair while visiting heaven to create the drawing.

Kat Kerr personally dispatches 1000 “special ops angels” to ensure Trump is reelected.

Kat Kerr assigns 100 million angels to guard the Republican convention.

Kat Kerr claims God destroyed the Bahamas with a hurricane due to all the underground sex trafficking tunnels.

Kat Kerr claims she saw angels bombarding Trump protesters to drive out their “demonic infections.”

Kat Katt claims she waved at the blond angels guarding the tomb of Jesus.

Kat Kerr claims she met Whitney Houston in heaven.

Kat Kerr claims the GOP secretly won the 2018 House midterms by pretending to be Democrats.

Kat Kerr claims all the aborted babies in heaven had a dance party after Kavanaugh was sworn in.

Kat Kerr claims God has a rainbow colored pet unicorn.

Kat Kerr claims she met Jesus in person and he was totally hot.

Kat Kerr clams that once you reach heaven, Jesus personally throws you a dance party in his mansion and serves you the delicious desserts he baked himself.

Kat Kerr claims God personally told her the results of the next five presidential elections.

Kat Kerr “takes authority” over volcanoes, hurricanes, and wildfires in the name of Jesus, failing to stop each event.

Kat Kerr is full of ssshhhaaavvviiinnnggg cream!

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That wooden dildo looks like it would uncomfortable.