We must secure Afghanistan. If the Taliban took over again, it would ban the national sport, one currently being lobbied to the International Olympic Committee. No joke. Hey, if ping pong is in, why not?

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Afghanistan is not going to transform into something even remotely posing as modernity anytime soon. If ever. We should bomb the shit out of the bad guys if they get out of hand again, but not one American life should be lost in that pathetic country.

I don’t care if they get to have purple fingers voting for corrupt primitives wearing hats made from aborted lamb fetuses on their heads like Hamid Karzai. Get out. Now. This is a lose lose.