re: #234 Slumbering Behemoth

Damn. And thus, my dreams of thoroughly malnourished American children are squashed.

///curses, foiled again!

You are mostly foiled by the kids and their parents. You can put veggies on their plates, but you can’t make them eat them. Unless you are their mother, in which case you can try using the evil eye and the promise of a cookie later.

(I saw the most appalling statistic the other day. 84% of preschoolers will be taken to fast food this week. What are their mothers thinking?)