re: #239 WindUpBird

you’d think we have more important things to worry about than some iphone conspiracy theory, but I guess people need to be distracted from the misery

re: #244 WindUpBird

I have a crack dealer phone! I think it has ten numbers on it and a bunch of bullshit IMs about trying to find a chinese restaurant in San Jose

SCAN MY ANYTIME MINUTES, DANNO

Will you feel as comfortable when President Huckabee appoints his Attorney General?