I just talked to a lady at the credit card company.

I reported my card “lost” because it expires today, and I haven’t gotten a new one yet in the mail. I must have told her that 10 times.

So, she reactivated my card and told me now I could use it!

And I said, well, no, because it expired.

She she asked me for the dat dat on the card. Yes, the dat dat.

She finally spelled it out - d-a-t-e.

So I gave her that date.

She asked me, “Have you gotten a new one in the mail?”

I was ready to beat my head against the wall.