re: #7 Testy Toad T

Once I gave a speech in which I kept pronouncing it “aparTHeid”. But it was to the local Rotary, and I was fourteen years old.

Can’t stop laughing. Jesus, do we ever deserve this guy.

The day I got promoted to Sgt, I ended up getting promoted at a Platoon formation. My best friend volunteered to read to the promotion warrant while the SSgt pinned on my new rank. Everything was going smoothly, until my buddy started. He deliberately pronounced the P in Corps every time it was in the warrant. The SSgt was pissed the first time, but by the end, the entire Platoon was snickering and everyone was struggling to keep a straight face. Yeah, he got taken aside afterwards, but it was funny as shit.