re: #19 Decatur Deb

Shouldn’t be hard, topologically you are a tube.

All of us are just mortal macaroni, to be dehydrated and sealed away in the crypt until such time as we are restored with boiling water and assigned our fated sauce.

(My brain is rapidly developing a Divine Comedy where Chef Boyardee acts as psychopomp and the circles and malebolgia are themed around pasta dishes.)