Oh, and here’s the requirements for that Custodial Engineer job:

Two years of full-time satisfactory experience in building operation and maintenance; or

Two years of full-time satisfactory experience in building management as a superintendent of buildings and grounds, building superintendent, building manager, or custodian; or

Three years of full-time satisfactory experience as a building cleaner; and certification as a Low-Pressure Boiler Operator (FDNY Certificate of Fitness) and possession of any two of the
following certificates:

a. Interior Fire Alarm (FDNY Certificate of Fitness)
b. Air Compressor (FDNY Certificate of Fitness)
c. Sprinkler (FDNY Certificates of Fitness)
d. Standpipe (FDNY Certificate of Fitness)
e. Hi-Rise Fire Safety Director (FDNY Certificate of Fitness)
f. Air Pollution Certification (DEP Certificate)
g. Universal Chlorofluorocarbon (CFC) Refrigerant Certification; or

Possession of a New York City license or Certificate of Qualification as an Oil Burning Equipment Installer, High Pressure Boiler Operating Engineer, or Refrigerating Machine Operator; or

Graduation from an accredited trade school with a minimum of 185 classroom hours and 35 field hours in a related field (e.g., HVAC, boiler operation, skilled trades, etc.); or

Graduation from an accredited college with a two-year degree in any Engineering Technology,Construction Technology, or Facilities and Building Management; or

Graduation from an accredited college with a four-year degree in any engineering field.

I would be very surprised if there were more than one or two kids in the whole of New York that actually qualified for those jobs.