See, the tangential thing that gets me about all this is that all the talk coming from the seemingly growing number of birthers is “We need to put things in place to prevent someone that isn’t a natural born citizen from becoming president!” rather than what is to me the vastly more logical alternative, which is to say “We need to amend the Constitution to remove the silly ‘natural born citizen’ requirement for president because it is outdated, xenophobic, and doesn’t reflect reality.”