Dear Google:

I like your Google Chrome browser — I really do. It’s easy to navigate, has functionality even a moron like me can understand and, for whatever reason, does not seem to be susceptible to that stupid “funmoods” plague that both my Internet Explorer and Firefox are stuck with.

But whichever of your dorky engineers came up with the idea of removing the top and bottom arrows from the right side scroll bar should be given a one-way ticket to some remote desert island so they can no longer spring their *wonderful* technological advancements upon us.

I hope you won’t consider this a threat, but I’m about to go all Opera on your ass.

Regards,

Bong