Comments from the Wonkette article on Republicans Are People really odd video.

Republicans are people, my friend.

Therefore:

Republicans are corporations.

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Play that ad at the Republican Convention and listen to the audience reaction.

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Republicans are people. They have dogs, and cars, and forced ultrasounds, and trouble getting proper voting ID, just like you!

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The crowd that calls us* godless commie morans wants to talk about being called names now?

* By “us,” I mean Democrats and liberals. The names they call feminists could fill an entirely new rant FFS…

And Mitt Romney isn’t a Republican, he’s a Replicant - and one in need of a firmware upgrade.