re: #248 ericblair

Sorta like explaining to the cops that your speeding was perfectly justified because you just drank a shit-ton of beer and had to piss.

Memories of my aunt getting a speeding ticket and telling the CHIP that she had 100 Bibles in her trunk that had to get to church right away for distribution. He had her open the trunk…the bibles weren’t there…and then that liar yelled that Satan removed them…