re: #232 Pawn of the Oppressor

I formulated the Everybody’s Got Four Names theory:

- What your family calls you;
- What your friends call you;
- What they call you at the bar;
- What they call you at the DMV.

I’ve got my family name, my friends name, my street name, my roommate name, my government name, my Hebrew name (only used for formal rituals) and my Yiddish name (used only by relatives old enough I’d let them pinch my cheek).