re: #139 Slumbering Behemoth

Imagine how silly we’re all gonna look, having to send our kids to a religious (catholic) school just so they can get a proper education in science.

As a Catholic school teacher, I would like to state for the record that our science education rocks and rolls.

Except for the poor guy at my last school who walked into the teacher’s lounge with a final last year, and said, “You wanna hear one of my student’s definition of matter?”

“Sure,” we said.

“Matter,” he read, “is anything that takes up space and has gas.”