These groups are calling for a boycott of Girl Scout cookies and you won’t believe why http://t.co/LFDvC39X2k pic.twitter.com/vdEeDoaTgJ

— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) January 30, 2014

You can pry those Thin Mints from my cold, dead, hands.

The Girl Scouts don’t take a position on those hot button issues, but they want to honor women who take courageous positions and are standing by their constituencies. That’s more than enough to get the RTLers into a tizzy demanding a boycott of Girl Scouts and their annual cookie drives.